All around blogland people are drumming in the season with Starbucks' iconic Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Trust me, I know how delicious this baby is. I used to make 34039486 of them every day. I used to be a barista.
Because of my former job description, pretty much every person I know is always asking me random Starbucks-related questions, like I'm the Grand Poo-bah of the Siren or something. Well, I'm just gonna go ahead and break down the Starbucks drink ordering system for you lovers. That way, when my manager asks me (for the thousandth time) what "affogato" means, I can hand him a business card with a link to this post (easy blog promotion?).
Before my green apron days, I always used to just stand in the line at Starbucks, totally miffed as to what all those semi-Italian words actually meant, and always just ended up with a Grande Mocha or a Grande Mocha Frappuccino. Mostly because I knew that "mocha" vaguely resembled "chocolate" and I can get down with the cocoa bean.
Well, now that I've been brainwashed educated in the ways of SBUX, I can teach you some tricks too!